Descriptive defeats

Related:
* Graphic deaths - same for the NPCs.

Instead of the player exploding into bloody gibs, falling to ground, screen fading to black, or some other generic death. The player is "rewarded" with unusually descriptive sequences, animations or other similar things that make the deaths unique in their own twisted way. This makes dying actually fun to watch, since it's different with each method of dying (sometimes even with the same one).

With sufficiently advanced simulation, specifically creating each of these becomes unnecessary.